All Fred Allen Quotes
- I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on… Been
- It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. Bad
- Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. Ed Sullivan
- Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. Committee
- A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. Conference
- You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room left for three… All
- When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian has… Aggravation
- Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. Anything Good
- I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Bottle
- Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission Advertising
- A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. All
- I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there. Boston
- He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose Feel