Best Frank Zappa Qoutes
- Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library… Any
- If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep. Children
- It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret. Better
- Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. Anyone
- Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if… Anybody
- My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church… Advice
- Don't eat the yellow snow. Eat
- Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. Bother
- The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and… Any
- The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse. Absurd
- A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license… Asshole
- I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if you ever had an… Idea
- The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your… American
- Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity. Americans
- Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand. Funny
- The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have… Adulation
- The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does… Advice
- Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons. Balloons
- [Lighting a cigarette] Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going to harm… All
- . . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government. Behind
- I think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously ... I make an honest… Absurdity
- One size does not fit all. All
- The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life. Funny Life
- Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet. Book
- lf you’re going to deal with reality, you’re going to have to make one big discovery: Reality is something that belongs to you as an… Belongs
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