One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a… — Erma Bombeck Children Copy Share Image
No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November… — Erma Bombeck Funny Copy Share Image
If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and… — Erma Bombeck Beautiful pregnancy Copy Share Image
I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying Open! was never a… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“I’ve always admired parents who discipline their children in hushed whispers: “Arthur, you are a naughty boy for turning on all the… — Erma Bombeck Children Copy Share Image
Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one… — Erma Bombeck Dieting Copy Share Image
Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire,… — Erma Bombeck Book Copy Share Image
I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost $16.95 and everyone else loved it.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight… — Erma Bombeck Adults Copy Share Image
In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I… — Erma Bombeck Dark Copy Share Image
Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours… — Erma Bombeck After hours Copy Share Image
