Best Dorothy Parker Sayings
- Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye. Creativity
- There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it. Charm
- As I was saying to the landlord only this morning: 'You can't have everything'. Landlord
- This play John Drinkwater's Abraham Lincoln holds the season's record, thus far, with a run of four evening performances and one matinee. By an odd… Abraham
- If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume that Oscar said it. All
- (Scottish Terriers) have all the compactness of a small dog and all the valor of a big one. And they are so exceedingly sturdy that… All
- Then if my friendships break and bend, There's little need to cry The while I know that every foe Is faithful till I die. Bend
- I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella. Inspirational
- Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them. Good
- On lady novelists: As artists they're rot, but as providers they're oil wells; they gush. Norris said she never wrote a story unless it was… Artist
- I've finally gotten to the bottom of things. Bottom
- Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness. Arrive
- I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back on. I can't… Called
- Work is the province of cattle. Cattle
- The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. Alcohol
- If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them ... Attitude
- When you have to apologize, it is well, I suppose, to get the thing over quickly ... Apologize
- Innocence is a desirable thing, a dainty thing, an appealing thing, in its place; but carried too far, it is merely ridiculous. Appealing
- You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do. All
- The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink. Education
- A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts. Fight
- I don't want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading. Any
- Everybody's got their troubles. Funny
- The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be. Always Worse
- Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker. Liquor
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