"Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker." — Dorothy Parker

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• They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around… — Bud Abbott
• Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers. — Ambrose Bierce
• I do not have a merchandise line. I don't sell knives or apparel. Though I have been approached to endorse… — Anthony Bourdain
• Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of… — Drew Carey
• A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
• A great state is a well-blended mash of something of all the people and all of none of the people.… — Zora Neale Hurston
• Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment — Benjamin Rush
• If, on a rare occasion, it is necessary to speak with some severity in order to make a grievous crime… — Alphonsus Liguori
• Whatever you wanna drink girl, pick right now. If you can't hold your liquor, better quit right now. — Drake
• Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. — Samuel Johnson
• My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence… — Robert E. Lee
• I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink… — Stonewall Jackson

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