Best Dorothy Parker Qoutes
- Flowers are heaven's masterpiece. Flower
- Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring. Autumn
- Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live. Awful
- Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow. Congealed
- Lonely is a man without love. Lonely
- Every love's the love before in a duller dress Dress
- If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at those to whom he has given it. Given
- If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to. All
- Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone Beauty
- I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at the most Three and I'm under the table Four and… Drink
- Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host. Been
- He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. Adultery
- I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any… Any
- I am never going to be famous...I do not do anything. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even… Anymore
- Scratch a lover, find a foe Enemies
- This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force. Aside
- Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts away. Clutch
- She (Katherine Hepburn) runs the gamut of emotions from A to B Emotion
- If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Funny
- The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.' Beautiful
- Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor, and shun the zoo, Women and elephants never forget. Coined
- If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldnt be a bit surprised All
- How could they tell? (on being told that Calvin Coolidge was dead) Calvin
- Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Foe
- Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation. Arouses
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