"Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful.……" — Dorothy Parker

Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as… - Dorothy Parker
"Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live."

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