“We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?” — David Wong Humor Copy Share Image
“Did you doze off there?” He shook my hand. “Uh, no. I was just tryin’ to rub somethin’ off the back of… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“light-headed, my body trembling from shoes to shoulders in random spells, like I swallowed a vibrator. It’s always like this when I’m… — David Wong Copy Share Image
They came looking for dark and terrible revelations and instead found out something even more dark and terrible: that their lives were… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“They passed a law that said I couldn’t put my hands in my pockets. Do you know why? Because they would become… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Of course, it is likely enough, my friends, that we are going to our doom: the last march of the Ents. But… — David Wong Sooner or later Copy Share Image
“And you know what happens when a ship gets too many rats on board? It sinks. That's what. I wondered if a… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Do they know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think its their own choice?” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Dave. My grandpa used to tell me, toward the end when he was going crazy, that talking through a dog ain't… — David Wong Dog Copy Share Image
Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they're the ones who are the most… — David Wong Bible Copy Share Image
“The English language needs a word for that feeling you get when you badly need help, but there is no one who… — David Wong English language Copy Share Image
The English language needs a word for that feeling you get when you badly need help, but there is no one you… — David Wong Copy Share Image
It must be acknowledged that an increasing proportion of the world's population is living in cities, in almost completely human-made environments. But… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“That's the truth of it; pile together everything we know and care about in the universe and it will still be nothing… — David Wong Truth Copy Share Image
John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“That is how the human brain works, when it looks at a formless cloud, it tries to see a shape, or a… — David Wong Brain Copy Share Image
My version of relativism is pluralistic and attributes functions to morality that in combination with human nature place limits on what could… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of… — David Wong Apathy Copy Share Image
“Here's where things get hazy. John claims that the men hauling him away from the scene were escorted by other men carrying… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I had gotten hungry for bratwurst and had been walking toward the entrance of one of the four McDonald's franchises in Undisclosed… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I was going back and reading Marconi’s last book again, and there’s this part that always gets me. He points out that… — David Wong Books Copy Share Image
“I tried to be as inconspicuous as possible as I lay the sausage against my ear. Abruptly, my cell phone went dead.… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“There are really only two kinds of monsters in the world, which you already know if you've been watching horror movies: Breeders… — David Wong Animals Copy Share Image
The Daoist appeal to simplicity can be very appealing to the many of us who feel that contemporary life is overwhelming. "Less… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing… — David Wong Alive Copy Share Image
“—Kill me and burn my body. Then burn this place down on top of me. Find the other doors if there are… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Fred nodded and said, “So what you’re saying is, if we all die, that’s not even the worst-case scenario.” John replied, “I’d… — David Wong Humor Copy Share Image
“Fred said, “Man, I think he’s gonna make a fuckin’ suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us.”… — David Wong Horror Copy Share Image
“CHAPTER 11 By the way . . . Looking back, if I had gone in and seen what was in the toolshed, I would… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“The channel got switched to Fox News and a panel of experts was desperately trying to fill airtime by finding ways to… — David Wong Fox news Copy Share Image
“…the whole world [is]a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us from the fact that at the end, you’ll die, and… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Dave? This is John." "What are you-" Alive? "-in an ambulance or something?" "Yes and no. Are you still at the police… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John trotted up, carrying his satchel. "Yes. Wexler's gone. We need your car." "What? Why?" John circled around to the passenger-side door… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John tipped a finger at him and said, "Yep. Thanks for calling us, Drake. You're the kind of man a man wants… — David Wong Copy Share Image
All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Start working on whatever you hesitate Because there is an ending to every beginning. When you make it to the end, You… — David Wong Art work Copy Share Image
“We fixed him just by telling him that he wasn't crazy, that the horrors he was seeing were real. He seemed oddly… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Anyhow, Molly died, in the way that all really good things die, fast and brutal and for no apparent reason.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man in a movie by grabbing his head and twisting it until the neck broke.… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“My resume is worthless—it turns out that managing a now-defunct video store in your twenties while solving monster crimes qualifies you for… — David Wong Copy Share Image
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