Christmas tree Quotes

He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.

— Anonymous

You can tell a lot about a person by what’s on their playlist.

— Mark Ruffalo

my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.

— Charles Bukowski

Being half Jewish, we grew up with Christmas trees but had Jewish ornaments.

— Gina Rodriguez

At least I don't look like a Christmas tree. You look like the star atop the tree.

— Anonymous

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

— Jay Leno

I don't like to see Christmas trees torn down.

— John Prine

Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.

— Bill Bryson

“That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is…

— Steve Carell

Christmas trees are a wholesome reminder of holiday memories for many Missouri families.

— Mike Parson

“That is the place we should put the star, there it is good. So that everyone could see the light of the…

— Ana Claudia Antunes

Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog...a fuckin' Christmas tree...a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around…

— John Mcclane

Don't measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!

— Anonymous

“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”

— Janet Evanovich

If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, 'From Beer to Eternity' is the bow that…

— Al Jourgensen

When 'I'm Sorry' came out and became such a huge hit, that made 'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree' start selling. Then that…

— Brenda Lee

When my, British-Church of England mother married my, Canadian-Jewish Father, the deal was that she would embrace Judaism, but wouldn't give up…

— Hilary Farr

While I was walking I passed these two guys that were unloading this big Christmas tree off a truck. One guy, kept…

— Anonymous

The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away…

— James Irwin

For instance," said the boy again, "if Christmas trees were people and people were Christmas trees, we'd all be chopped down, put…

— Norton Juster

“This was a bad idea,” I whispered. “It was probably the smartest idea you’ve ever had.” I rubbed my palms on my…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“THE HEAVENLY CHRISTMAS TREE I am a novelist, and I suppose I have made up this story. I write “I suppose,” though…

— Charles Dickens

When the president of the United States flicks the switch to light up the Christmas tree on the White House lawn, that…

— Letty Cottin Pogrebin

It's always a wonderful time to be able to settle down by the fire, enjoy the Christmas tree and the decorations, and…

— Jay DeMarcus

“Great and terrible was the year of Our Lord 1918, of the Revolution the second. Its summer abundant with warmth and sun,…

— Mikhail Bulgakov

God not only loves his people but delights in each one of us. He takes great pleasure in us. He's actually blessed…

— David Wilkerson

If your first Christmas tree is a wilting eucalyptus and if you're normally troubled by heat and sand... then, to have just…

— J. R. R. Tolkien

Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through…

— Sharlene05

If we're open to it, God can use even the smallest thing to change our lives... to change us. It might be…

— Donna VanLiere

“Also, I was living in the middle of my parents' marriage. No one ever says this about families, and maybe people who…

— E. Lockhart

I had let want in, opened the door ever so slightly. But want without the belief you can get what you want…

— Deb Caletti

If you have one article of clothing that's very expensive, you don't have to have the whole ensemble and look like a…

— Cynthia Nixon

“Look. This is a Christmas tree. It’s a decoration. Why do you think everything is a toy, Cat?” “I thought it was…

— Lea Beall

“The result is rather typical of modern technology, an overall dullness of appearance so depressing that it must be overlaid with a…

— Robert Pirsig

“There are several attitudes towards Christmas, Some of which we may disregard: The social, the torpid, the patently commercial, The rowdy (the…

— T.S. Eliot

“One thing of great importance can affect a small number of people. Equally so, a thing of little importance can affect a…

— Cecilia Ahern

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better…

— Anonymous

“12   One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and…

— Adam Kisiel

“Amsterdam, I dreamed about my mother for the first time in years. I’d been shut up in my hotel for more than…

— Donna Tartt

“A modern princess—of England, say, or Monaco— serves the purpose of being an adornment in the fantasy life of the public. Consequently,…

— Stephen Mitchell