Congratulations on having a Christmas tree that's more real than your breasts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least I don't look like a Christmas tree. You look like the star atop the tree. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being half Jewish, we grew up with Christmas trees but had Jewish ornaments. — Gina Rodriguez Copy Share Image
my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
See, While You Valentines, I'm Thinking Christmas Trees. - Lupe Fiasco ¥ — Sugar_babe Copy Share Image
Christians get trees. Jews get bushes. To stay in good standing with the Tribe, you've got to refer to a Christmas tree… — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
In the southern hemisphere, covering the Christmas tree with fake snow even though winter has nothing to do with the birth of… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Correction:Christmas trees don't grow on trees;they need rainbows,lumberjacks,and Leprechauns on unicorns playing jock jams on glockenspiels. — Ryan Ross Copy Share Image
The term 'natural resources' confuses people. 'Natural resources' are not like a finite number of gifts under the Christmas tree. Nature is… — Alex Tabarrok Copy Share Image
We've come full circle but the best remains the heart of the city, the greatest center of the greatest city, our Acropolis,… — Daniel Patrick Moynihan Copy Share Image
I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they… — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas… — Muddy Waters Copy Share Image
“A good editor is like tinsel to a Christmas Tree...they add the perfect amount of sparkle without being gaudy.” — Bobbi Romans Copy Share Image
“Tate’s papers were all over the bed and floor. “Leave them,” I said when he started to reach for them. “We’ll get… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
“He strapped a video camera to the hood of his car and we drove around while he filmed us smashing through piles… — John Waters Copy Share Image
The really great visual experience today is to fly over a huge city and look down into the night. It's like a… — Gyorgy Kepes Copy Share Image
I think the reason people are propping up drag queens is because it's popular with the fans that identify with them, so… — Sharon Needles Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber on my notebooks and my pens. Justin Bieber is my very best friend. Justin Bieber posters, I pretend he's kissin… — Kitty Pryde Copy Share Image
I knew that my dollhouse was a toy, but in a way, it seemed more like a portal to adulthood. I didn't… — J. Courtney Sullivan Copy Share Image
And he had a nice home in Ohio with wife, daughter, Christmas tree, two cars, garage, lawn, lawnmower, but he couldn't enjoy… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
It was an actual Christmas tree farm. We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“I skip down the driveway, hurry up the road, linger on the bridge for a moment, looking down at the reflection of… — Christina Baker Kline Copy Share Image
“The child wonders at the Christmas Tree: Let him continue in the spirit of wonder At the Feast as an event not… — T.S. Eliot Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day,… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“Right now, anyone who is offended about anything--whether it's the fact that a book about racism was assigned in a university class,… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
“And somehow Hallie thrived anyway--the blossom of our family, like one of those miraculous fruit trees that taps into an invisible vein… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“Tapping a little bell, I leaned on the desk and turned to look at a small, traditionally decorated Christmas tree on a… — Thomas Ligotti Copy Share Image
I had let want in, opened the door ever so slightly. But want without the belief you can get what you want… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
If you have one article of clothing that's very expensive, you don't have to have the whole ensemble and look like a… — Cynthia Nixon Copy Share Image
“No matter what you do with your life during the day, there's always that moment when you have to wake up with… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“I once read the most widely understood word in the whole world is ‘OK’, followed by ‘Coke’, as in cola. I think… — Alex Garland Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better… — Fad Ibra Copy Share Image
“ On Christmas. "Santa Claus represents God on assistance," said Clyde. "Santa Claus is a negative-idealed god, the pagan god of material… — Milton Rokeach Copy Share Image
“There are several attitudes towards Christmas, Some of which we may disregard: The social, the torpid, the patently commercial, The rowdy (the… — T.S. Eliot Copy Share Image
“The result is rather typical of modern technology, an overall dullness of appearance so depressing that it must be overlaid with a… — Robert Pirsig Copy Share Image
“Look. This is a Christmas tree. It’s a decoration. Why do you think everything is a toy, Cat?” “I thought it was… — Lea Beall Copy Share Image
“To give a truthful account of London society at that or indeed at any other time, is beyond the powers of the… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image