If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Congratulations on having a Christmas tree that's more real than your breasts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“I stepped into the back of a cab and simply told the driver, "Follow the blue Christmas tree...” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
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The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of… — Tess Gerritsen Copy Share Image
We really love decorating the Christmas tree around Christmas and have our little fun by playing Secret Santa. — Sunny Singh Copy Share Image
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I had a year-round Christmas tree with nothing but colored vinyl 45s hanging on it, like, old Elvis records and stuff. — John Prine Copy Share Image
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“Like almost all of Beefheart's recorded work, it was not even "ahead" of its time in 1969. Then and now, it stands… — Lester Bangs Copy Share Image
Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I can see how weird I was. One day I decided the school needed a Christmas tree and spent hours dragging this… — Mika Copy Share Image
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Some cities, like wrapped boxes under Christmas trees, conceal unexpected gifts, secret delights. Some cities will always remain wrapped boxes, containers of… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
The truth is, he almost wasn't a senator at all. In 1972, shortly after his improbable victory, but before he took the… — Beau Biden Copy Share Image
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A pretty woman is a Christmas tree,' my mother told me in the airport. This fella is hanging things on my branches… — Joshilyn Jackson Copy Share Image
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I met this guy at my work and he was with his lady, he was 49, I saw him cut up with… — Edward Shaylitsa Copy Share Image
“Rudy draws his knees up and wraps his hands around his legs, laughing shakily against his thighs. This is not how he… — aggybird Copy Share Image
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“CHRISTMAS TREE by Charles Dickens After the publication of The Haunted Man (1848), the last of Dickens’ Christmas novellas, he marked the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It seems like New York's a really Christmasy place. People walk down the street and they act like they don't care but… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
“The responsibility/fault fallacy allows people to pass off the responsibility for solving their problems to others. This ability to alleviate responsibility through… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
“You know the real reason we celebrate Christmas, don't you? I mean, beyond Santa Claus and jungle bells and Christmas trees? You… — Melody Carlson Copy Share Image
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“Encircled by the social thoughts of Christmas-time, still let the benignant figure of my childhood stand unchanged! In every cheerful image and… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
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