“I keep the gun in a hollowed out copy of the Koran. And there the big book was, tossed on the bed,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“It’s like in the moment Tasker asked to speak to us, we simultaneously split into three separate timelines. If you understand how… — David Wong Time Copy Share Image
“I said before that my skin was “on fire” with the pain but being confronted so soon after that sentiment with the… — David Wong Fire Copy Share Image
“John glanced around, half expecting to see a disheveled Dave pulling himself up from some spot on the floor. He'd be squinting,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I wake up in a mood that I know will lead me to assault the very first person who asks me if… — David Wong First person Copy Share Image
“I stopped at a red light, feeling foolish as always for stopping at an intersection at an hour when the streets are… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“After a moment I realized it was simply Fred Durst and the group Limp Bizkit—Shitload’s favorite band. They’re the ones who invented… — David Wong Favorite band Copy Share Image
“It is believed that during the coronation of a new Pharaoh, he would be required to masturbate in front of the crowd,… — David Wong Pharaoh Copy Share Image
“The problem, David, is your cynicism only runs one direction. If somebody comes on TV and says everything is great and wonderful,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Most people don't realize it until they're facedown on the pavement somewhere, gasping for their last breath. Only then do they realize… — David Wong Copy Share Image
The silver lining of Brexit and Trump is that it has undermined the perception that globalization is an unstoppable force, whether or… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“There is Normal Society and then there is the Abnormal Freaks Who Deserve Our Public Pity and Private Ridicule Society. The first… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I struggled for something to cling to, the way soldiers in foxholes picture their families, or a flag. My car, I thought… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“So, they dig up my address and stick it in the mail. “David Wong will know what to do with it!” No,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
