“He had braces, sported a black Limp Bizkit Tshirt. Limp Bizkit is a band that was popular at the time. If you’re… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes and let out a breath that smelled like I’d eaten an entire wet dog and washed it down… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“There was a sound like a garbage bag of pudding dropped off a tall building onto a sidewalk. Robert had erupted, chunks… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Well," I said. "Nothing to do right now but wander the fuck into that abandoned building, totally unarmed.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
In a morally healthy family the good of each member of a family includes and overlaps with the good of other members.… — David Wong Family Copy Share Image
“If they didn’t want the patients at the Undisclosed Ffirth Asylum command center slash patient processing facility to feel like prisoners, they… — David Wong Asylum Copy Share Image
“I just realized he was phrasing all of his questions as statements. Wasn’t there a character in Alice in Wonderland who did… — David Wong Copy Share Image
... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and… — David Wong Accidents Copy Share Image
“I said, "And then, when those all-American Joes get out and some of them fucking turn into monsters? What happens then?" Amy… — David Wong Copy Share Image
I am sympathetic to the general form of Aristotle's view: the exercise of complex and more inclusive abilities is not anything in… — David Wong Ability Copy Share Image
“That whole bit was something John had come up with, the man having a terrible habit of carrying out his drunken 3:00… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Amy said, "So, you're making a flamethrower?" "Amy, we gotta be prepared. We don't know what we'll find in that place, but… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Do the bees know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think it is their own… — David Wong Bees Copy Share Image
“There were two spacemen right behind us, holding some kind of weapons on us that I didn't recognize. They were bulky and… — David Wong Weapons Copy Share Image
“She was a hippie. I could tell, even dressed in a red prisoner jumpsuit. She had some haphazard braids in her hair,… — David Wong Hippie Copy Share Image
“On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and… — David Wong Copy Share Image
The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He… — David Wong Copy Share Image
I had seen that look before, on the faces of tourists visiting the Texas Book Depository in Dallas where Lee Harvey Oswald… — David Wong Book Copy Share Image
“I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself? I have that thought a lot, actually. Hey,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“All right, but you know Star Trek, and ‘Beam me up, Scotty’? How they can teleport people around?” “Yeah. The transporters.” “Do… — David Wong Computers Copy Share Image
I argue for a relational conception of the person as a basis for an environmental ethic that can encourage us to preserve… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“...the amount of the universe a human can experience is statistically, like, zero percent. You’ve got this huge universe, trillions of trillions… — David Wong Empty space Copy Share Image
“Our little tribal circles, bound by social contracts and selfish mutual need. Everyone working in their own greedy self-interests and huddling together… — David Wong Horror Copy Share Image
“Miss," John interrupted. "We have reason to believe your dog was possessed by some kind of Hell demon. Has Molly ever spoken… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“She said, “Why do you, like, hate yourself?” “If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much.… — David Wong Double standard Copy Share Image
“You think the jellyfish ate her?" "Bones and all?" "We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“…all the king's doctors and all the king's pills couldn't make Frank's waking nightmares go away.” — David Wong Dream Copy Share Image
“Arnie sighed and for a quick moment looked genuinely sympathetic that someone could dream up something this elaborately sad.” — David Wong Time Copy Share Image
“I turned, ran, fired the shotgun into the air and shouted, “Bomb! There’s a bomb in the fountain! Everybody run for your… — David Wong Panic Copy Share Image
“He buckled his seat belt, which he always did because he never knew when he would need to ramp something. He made… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“You are now aware that your lower jaw has weight, and that it requires effort for you to hold it up. Good… — David Wong Copy Share Image
The situation has a real Lovecraft feel to it. Though, you know, if you come over it'll be more of an Anne… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John looked at him and yelled, “What are you waiting for? Shoot him in the mouth!” The word “mouth” could not be… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“The thing about not having parents is you don’t have anyone to tell you you’re heading down a path paved with grossly… — David Wong Child Copy Share Image
“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Just go. When you're on your deathbed you're gonna wish you could get back all the time you spent waiting on other… — David Wong Death Copy Share Image
You see, Frank found out the hard way that the dark things lurking in the night don’t haunt old houses or abandoned… — David Wong Copy Share Image
John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the… — David Wong Blue Copy Share Image
“if your dog was dabbling in the occult while you had her it’s best you tell us now. We’re experts.” — David Wong Animal Copy Share Image
“I noticed John had brought along a thermos of his coffee, this “favor” already qualifying as an all-nighter. I admit, the horrific… — David Wong Coffee Copy Share Image
