Best David Sedaris Sayings
- But most good movies have a gun in them. Good
- I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything. Book
- I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting. Book
- I went from having 50 listeners to 50 million listeners. From
- I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter. Everyone
- Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered. Award
- The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. Author
- I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the… All
- They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of… Electricity
- My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on the millions of people… Beneath
- On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in… Adversity
- A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit. Fit
- For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and most of all,… All
- Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to identify it, dreading the inevitable downswing that is sure to follow.… Adult
- Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. Everyone
- Anyone who watches even the slightest amount of TV is familiar with the scene: An agent knocks on the door of some seemingly ordinary home… Agent
- We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing… Affection
- All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said and done the… Afraid
- Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit? All
- Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he… Arouse
- I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met. Almost Everyone
- The Korean man nodded, the way you do when you’re a foreigner and understand that someone has finished a sentence. Finished
- Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into… Bring
- A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the… Bed
- Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes. Carolina
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