Best Craig Ferguson Words
- There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin. Country
- The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious. Addiction
- When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English. Blame
- I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't. Create
- Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket. Bucks
- I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual I feel about… Capitalism
- Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012 Calendar
- Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. Appreciate
- Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. Anyone
- I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it. Awesome
- I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. Avoid
- Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say. Actually Say
- Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple… Any
- It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear. Contains
- ....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun. Attention
- I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater. Dragon
- I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care… Care
- My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures… Creatures
- I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars. Access
- I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Anything Wrong
- Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people. Annoying
- I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling. America
- Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. Nothing Else
- At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want… Cbs
- I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians. All
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