All Christopher Mintz Plasse Quotes
- I can shoot a three pointer in basketball, and I can kick a soccer ball. Ball
- My favourite word? I think, delicious, because it sounds so delicious. You say it, and you just wanna eat a chocolate bar. Bar
- When I was 16, at night I went to my high school and chucked rocks at the billboard sign and broke the light bulbs. That… Billboard
- How can the human race be, like, the only living form in the universe? There have to be other life forms out there. I believe… Believe
- I just love doing movies that I would want to see in theaters. Love
- It's tough being a sex symbol. PEOPLE magazine always calling me,they don't want Matt Damon on the cover. They want Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Always Calling
- I want to slap Hinrichs glasses off his face SO BAD. Bad
- Every time I see Joe Biden, I just picture Leslie Knope and her giant crush on him. Biden
- It's it because it's 2am, or am I really enjoying The Day After Tomorrow. Day
- The way Hendrix plays his guitar, is the way I put in my contacts. If not better. Better
- Can we just give it up for Eisenberg in Social Network one more time. God damn. Damn
- One of the saddest moments in film history? When Berry Pepper dies in Saving Private Ryan. Berry
- Babies are always the best actors. Actors
- More movies like Goodfellas, please. Goodfellas
- My love affair with everywhere was innocent. Why do you care. Affair
- Just realized people on movie blog websites enjoy hating lots of things. Bummer for them. Blog
- My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait. Nevermind. Bleeding
- Better to be king for a night. Than schmuck for a lifetime. Better
- My masseuse the other day touched my butt. She's got a real big crush on me. Big
- Christian Bale is a great fucking guy. Bale
- If you drum open handed, you automatically look like a better/cooler drummer than every other drummer. Automatically
- I bet Ed Harris and James Caan run into each other a lot in auditions. Auditions
- Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with. Drunk
- I want Tom Cruise to play his character from Magnolia in every movie he does from now on. Character
- 'You're just you in your movies!' isn't a compliment, nor a reason for me to care about your existence. Care