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Chris Gethard

(1980) Actor

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Chris Gethard is an actor.

Quick Facts About Chris Gethard

Born: May 23, 1980
Profession: Actor

About Chris Gethard

[Wikidata] American actor and comedian... | [Wikipedia] Christopher Paul Gethard ( GETH-ərd; born May 23, 1980) is an American actor, comedian and writer. He was the host of The Chris Gethard Show, a talk show based in New York City, which aired from 2011 to 2018. He hosts the podcasts Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People and New Jersey is the World.

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Mania is fun. I won't lie, it's fun. But it's usually followed by a soul-crushing depression.

Crush

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I think for a lot of people, the financial barrier is the biggest leap (that) you have to take. A lot of…

Barriers

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There are certain fundamental things that scream, 'I just moved to New York.' Things like eating cheesecake at Junior's or heading out…

Coney island

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Everyone needs some trial and error figuring out how it's gonna work for them. I could have gotten that out of the…

Fit

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I take medications every morning and night - they're my breakfast, and they're my dessert. I love them.

Breakfast

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Cops are everywhere in New York City. Cars drive by every few minutes. Uniforms stand nonchalantly at street corners.

City

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You see people - maybe in a frustrating fashion - that don't get embraced, when they should. You get some people who…

Combination

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To a crowd that loves improv, Robin Williams is like Chuck Berry.

Chuck berry

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In 2002, I was taking an improv class because, as a white male with glasses who was born between 1978 and 1994,…

Born

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I will say I miss teaching improv way more than I miss performing improv.

Education

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I classify myself as a comedian, but I'm one of those comedians who also acts so that I can split the difference…

Comedian

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My sadness compels me to hide it so that people won't judge me. Seeking help would have blown my cover. Meanwhile, my…

Fun

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I bet I'm the only person in history who went from being the star of a sitcom to the host of a…

Access

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No aspect of my brief and mild fame actually made me happier.

Actually

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People who get lucky, also tend to be really great looking, which is luck on some level, but it is also just…

Facts

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As far as comedy goes, I'm endlessly inspired by Jo Firestone.

Comedy

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For sure I think that at the end of the day if I got started a little sooner on stuff that was…

End of the day

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Everyone likes to laugh. Everyone likes to dance along to some music.

Dance

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I get to do comedy for a living.

Comedy

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It's very interesting being an artist and a comedian, (because) you aim for jobs that will feed your ego, but when you…

Aim

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I grew up a loser, and I always felt like one, but I turned out pretty okay. I may be living proof…

Falling

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What all my favorite comedians have in common is extraordinary honesty.

Comedians

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The bad you see in N.Y.C. is troubling to know when it rears its ugly head.

Bad

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Having money didn't make me less of a socially incapable loser; it just made me a socially incapable loser who wasn't in…

Debt

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I think for a lot of people, the financial barrier is the biggest leap you have to take to follow your dreams.…

Barriers

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