All Bernie Mac Quotes
- When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je'Niece, was born a year later. I… Blue
- I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. Extraordinary
- It was rough being dark. I got heat from my own people more than anyone else. I remember going to my mom and saying, 'Why… Always Work
- America...Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my… America
- You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish. All
- When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em. Believe
- Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded. Bernie
- Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it. Always Like
- Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors. Actor
- Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. Barber
- I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. Extraordinary
- Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat. Bernie
- I don't have no story. Everybody wants this Hollywood story, but the world don't owe you nothing, man. It's what you owe the world. Everybody
- I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that. Any
- I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. Clown
- If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else. Anything Else
- My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. Comedy
- The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of. Afraid
- As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with… All
- I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was… All
- I hate to compare anything, especially while I'm promoting. I feel that's another disrespect, but 'Ocean's 13' is the best movie I've ever done in… Anything Especially
- I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work.… Comedy
- I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery.… Able
- I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The… Brother
- I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and… Always Remember