All Bernie Mac Quotes
- Fear is not one of my attributes. Attributes
- My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that - a stern enforcer. Brother
- I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe.… Brother
- 'The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life. Ashamed
- I was living in a place where I was harming myself. I was irresponsible. I'd lost several apartments. I couldn't hold a job. I was… Apartments
- You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers. Charge
- I`m not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. Fall
- I wanted to be the best that I could be, first for myself, then for an audience. I love to see a smile on somebody's… Anything Else
- Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have… Been
- Do no touch my TV, my CD, my DVD, my VHS, my old school, my new school. Got it? Cd
- Them doggone kids. Doggone
- If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut...then you fresh outta fuckin' luck! Bust
- Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I… America
- I had a white guy tell me...he said, 'Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-fucker?' Well, I'm gonna break down what the word… Actually Means
- I will fuck a kid up. When a kid gets one-years-old, I believe you got the right to hit him in either the throat or… Believe
- I ain't scared of you motherfuckers! Motherfuckers
- They say if you don't have your health you ain't got nothing, but the truth is you ain't got nothing if you don't have no… Famous