Bernie Mac Quotes
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When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je'Niece, was born a year later. I…
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I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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It was rough being dark. I got heat from my own people more than anyone else. I remember going to my mom and saying, 'Why…
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America...Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my…
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You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat.
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I don't have no story. Everybody wants this Hollywood story, but the world don't owe you nothing, man. It's what you owe the world.
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I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that.
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I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.
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My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with…
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I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was…
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