All Bernie Mac Quotes
- I hate to compare anything, especially while I'm promoting. I feel that's another disrespect, but 'Ocean's 13' is the best movie I've ever done in… Anything Especially
- I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work.… Comedy
- I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery.… Able
- I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The… Brother
- I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and… Always Remember
- You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. Bacon
- You don't see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can't play the game. I can't - my tolerance -… Angeles
- Every time you see a black romance, it's over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the sexes. He has to cheat. She has… Black
- Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say. Afraid
- I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do… Beating
- When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on… Beer
- Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was… Able
- I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing… Became
- I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn't changed much in forty-five years.… Area
- I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red… All
- You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on,… Camera
- I think a lot of TV insults the audience. Audience
- I was a street performer for two years. Performer
- Comedy has been so good to me. Been
- The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. Audience