"I get facials. I get a manicure and……" — Bernie Mac

"I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour."

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My brother David was a great athlete and I knew there was no way I could live up to that. — Billie Joe Armstrong
My father was a man of great charity towards the poor, and compassion for the sick, and also for servants;… — Teresa of Avila
I've made three studio albums and one live one with my brother. It's melodic singer-songwriter acoustic-rock music. — Kevin Bacon
My brother is the lifelong musician; he made the choice to do that when we were very, very young kids.… — Kevin Bacon
America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land. — Philip James Bailey
Muslims should live like brothers. — Abu Bakr
I'm a registered Independent. But my brother says it's obvious that I'm a Republican sympathizer. Once I get in the… — Stephen Baldwin
Our most bitter enemies are our own kith and kin. Kings have no brothers, no sons, no mother! — Honore de Balzac
A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you. — Brigitte Bardot
Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective… — Roseanne Barr
We lived, until I was 12 or so, in communal apartment with five different families and the same kitchen, in… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
Hypocrite reader my fellow my brother! — Charles Baudelaire

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