All Bernie Mac Quotes
- You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. Bacon
- You don't see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can't play the game. I can't - my tolerance -… Angeles
- Every time you see a black romance, it's over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the sexes. He has to cheat. She has… Black
- Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say. Afraid
- I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do… Beating
- When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on… Beer
- Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was… Able
- I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing… Became
- I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn't changed much in forty-five years.… Area
- I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red… All
- You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on,… Camera
- I think a lot of TV insults the audience. Audience
- I was a street performer for two years. Performer
- Comedy has been so good to me. Been
- The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. Audience
- When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures. Go
- Bernie Mac is talented! Bernie
- Bernie Mac is happy. Bernie
- I was good at keeping my mother from crying. Crying
- My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense. Changed
- My daughter was a beautiful child. Beautiful
- Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something. Expecting
- I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman. Always Wanted
- My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish. Always Told
- Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me. Me