All Al Yankovic Quotes
- There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall. Clean
- You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars. Everybody
- At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant… Al
- I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues,… Back Issues
- When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance… Architect
- I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And… Candidates
- I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said,… Al
- I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline,… Amusing
- If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find… Another Screenplay
- Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and… Actually Find
- I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation… Acne
- That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism. Gateway