All Al Yankovic Quotes
- Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine. Art
- Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves. Afraid
- Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle. Album
- No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car. Car
- The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went… Been
- You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block. Block
- Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still… Bad
- My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child. Brother
- Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails. Honesty
- When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey. Beautiful
- Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight. Automatic
- He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue. Ben
- Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. Belly
- I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals. Animal
- I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing… Decision
- I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best. All
- There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be… Able
- Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to… Ever Thought
- That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do,… Along
- The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that. Attention
- I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot… Attention
- As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which… Able
- How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing? Audience
- I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing. Geek
- A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years. Artist