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Me Quotes by Al Yankovic
- Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make…
- It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of…
- Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has…
- You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
- My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt…
- You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
- I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
- Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
- Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still…
- My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
- I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing…
- There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be…
- As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which…
- As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.
- I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
- I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
- In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would…
- People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
- Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.
- When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale