Christmas Quote by Author Name

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

— Anonymous

I live for the present like a kid on Christmas

— Anonymous

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.

— Cathy Guisewite

Don't despair if you are short of cash. Be creative. Looking back, you'll discover that the Christmases when you had the least money were…

— Anonymous

In your hurry to keep Christmas, you have forgotten Christmas. The truest gift of Christmas is the gift of self.

— Richard Paul Evans

Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.

— Terry Alderton

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.

— Anonymous

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

— George Lopez

I'm just collecting gold presents, which is more fun, actually, than buying gold.

— Irina Shayk

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

— Phyllis Diller

It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.

— Milton Berle

Family and friends are the true gifts of Christmas.

— Anonymous