Because Quote by Artie Lange

“The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.”

Artie Lange

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By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

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The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

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In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

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