Easter egg Quote by Artie Lange Download Open image ““It was an Easter Egg hunt where the eggs were all brown and only one kid was looking.”” — Artie Lange ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Easter egg
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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
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By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
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They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed. — Bob Uecker Copy Share Image
Happy easter everyone. I miss easter egg hunting. Is it weird for adults to do that? — Mark Salling Copy Share Image
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