Depressing Quote by Artie Lange

“Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.”

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The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

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