Birthday Quote by John Walter Bratton

“On your birthday today, don't Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect As you've reached 60, you want to be happy, Trust me, you'll be depressed.” quote by John Walter Bratton — Download Open image

“On your birthday today, don't Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect As you've reached 60, you want to be happy, Trust me, you'll be depressed.”

John Walter Bratton

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