Best friend Quote by Arthur Malone

A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his…

— Myself

A penis has a rough life. His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an asshole, his family is nuts, his best…

— Anonymous

If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker.

— Nikhil Saluja

Who got the baddest pussy on the planet? D boys love me, they don't understand it.

— Nicki Minaj

You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises dont generally…

— Hank Moody

My penis is like a homeless man, the only difference is that my penis dives into cum dumpsters.

— Nikhil Saluja

Someone who is an ASS will usually find themselves in a HOLE

— Anonymous

Penises are literally all around me all the time, and have a lot of influence on the world, on my world.

— Rachel Zucker

Pussy is only pussy and I get it when I nedd it.

— Drake

The pussy like to be banged like its in a fight.

— Tech N9ne

“Male territorial insanity yields only to another male. What a difference the possession of a penis makes!”

— Marilyn French

My dick is so hard I can't fuck you! O shit I already am!!!

— Anonymous