Business Quote by Anonymous

When I say, 'It's a long story,' it usually means I just don't want to tell you.

— Anonymous

When I say, It's a long story, it really means I just don't wanna tell you.

— Anonymous

A long story is just a short story that no one wants to tell.

— Ritu Ghatourey

people who say its a long story, mean it's a stupid short one that they are too embarrassed and couldn't be bothered to tell

— Cecelia Ahern

The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

— Evan Esar

“Oh, you’ve made plenty of short stories long. But never, ever, have you made a long story short.”

— Harlan Coben

“Long story short: The end.”

— Paul F. Tompkins

“All short stories long.”

— Ali Smith

Life is too short for a long story

— Mary Wortley Montagu

To make a long story short, shut the fuck up.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes that happens when people don't really know how long they're going to have to stretch their story out for.

— Busy Philipps

When you want to say something very important, tell it with a short sentence! There is no time for long stories!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan