Funny christmas card Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “This is my favorite time of year to be childless.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny christmas card Hilarious christmas Humorous christmas Time
I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
I can't wait to have kids. I want so many. I want to adopt and have my own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I absolutely want to have children, whether I have my own or adopt. — Anna Kournikova Copy Share Image
I can't wait to have kids; I just can't wait to hold a baby in my arms. — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
That's going to be the highlight of my life - having children and settling down. — Sarah Harding Copy Share Image
I'd love to have a family one day. Having kids is the meaning of life and I can't wait to be a mom. — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
Even though I don't have any kids of my own, I love this idea of family and taking care of things. — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present — Publilius Syrus Copy Share Image
There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
