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“Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles...”

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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back

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Life is full of change. That's how we learn and grow.

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You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.…

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Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why.

Everyone needs someone to love, and I choose you.

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“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care…

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Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,…

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Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past…

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago.

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Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore.

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He gave the world another world.

George Santayana

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I just want to remind everybody that it's Columbus Day. That all those of you that know Italians and like Italians are the people…

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“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus did. On Septemeber 28, 1492, after four weeks at sea, he writes: Dear diary...I means journal. Yes, dear journal. That's what I meant to say. Whew. Anyway, we have yet to discover America, and the crew…

Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered…

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I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask for directions...

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“Columbus's real achievement was managing to cross the ocean successfully in both directions. Though an accomplished enough mariner, he was not terribly good at a great deal else, especially geography, the skill that would seem most vital in an explorer. It would be hard to name any figure in history who has achieved more lasting fame with less competence. He…

“Churchill was a big fat cannibal, Leopold was an ugly deadly virus, Columbus was a most wanted terrorist.”

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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus…

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“Christopher Columbus and his brothers were no different from many of the Spanish adventurers of the time. They were a roughhewn lot, who wrote the rules by which they lived. As with their fellow conquistadors, they had a code of honor that sadly did not include the Indians. Since most of the Indians were never baptized, killing or enslaving them…

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Here's to Columbus getting as lost as every user of Apple Maps.

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