Columbus day Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask for directions...” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Columbus day Funny
Those who can't take directions graciously have no business giving them — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it… — William James Copy Share Image
My husband is always telling me: 'We're on holiday - we don't need to have an itinerary!' But I always want to see as… — Ashley Jensen Copy Share Image
Oh, that [his Thanksgiving Message] is some of Seward's nonsense, and it pleases the fools. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good holiday is one that is spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. — JB Priestleyâ ̈â ̈ Copy Share Image
Through our daily meals He is calling us to rejoice, to keep holiday in the midst of our working day. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want to remind everybody that it's Columbus Day. That all those of you that know Italians and like Italians are the people… — Les Miles Copy Share Image
“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“Columbus's real achievement was managing to cross the ocean successfully in both directions. Though an accomplished enough mariner, he was not terribly good at… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Churchill was a big fat cannibal, Leopold was an ugly deadly virus, Columbus was a most wanted terrorist.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Christopher Columbus and his brothers were no different from many of the Spanish adventurers of the time. They were a roughhewn lot, who wrote… — Captain Hank Bracker, "The Exciting Story of Cuba Copy Share Image