Columbus day Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Columbus day Funny
I wonder if Jersey Shore is making Italian-Americans long for the days of only being stereotyped as members of murderous crime syndicates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 1494, King Charles VIII of France invaded Italy. Within months, his army collapsed and fled. It was routed not by the Italian army… — Carl Zimmer Copy Share Image
No nice extreme a true Italian knows; But bid him go to hell, to hell he goes. — Juvenal Copy Share Image
“If you believe the many biographies of great men and women, none of them ever had syphilis. Which would be a remarkable stroke of… — Jennifer Wright Copy Share Image
I just want to remind everybody that it's Columbus Day. That all those of you that know Italians and like Italians are the people… — Les Miles Copy Share Image
I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Italian people are so proud to show off. A little bit too much, I have to say. Wherever you go, they prepare a buffet… — Gino D'Acampo Copy Share Image
[Italian men] are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud. — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
What kind of guy goes to every city, has sex with every girl, then he goes and catches HIV, — Donald Sterling Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want to remind everybody that it's Columbus Day. That all those of you that know Italians and like Italians are the people… — Les Miles Copy Share Image
“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask for directions... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Columbus's real achievement was managing to cross the ocean successfully in both directions. Though an accomplished enough mariner, he was not terribly good at… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Churchill was a big fat cannibal, Leopold was an ugly deadly virus, Columbus was a most wanted terrorist.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Christopher Columbus and his brothers were no different from many of the Spanish adventurers of the time. They were a roughhewn lot, who wrote… — Captain Hank Bracker, "The Exciting Story of Cuba Copy Share Image