Columbus day Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Here's to Columbus getting as lost as every user of Apple Maps.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Columbus day Funny
I am told there are people who do not care for maps, and I find it hard to believe. — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone. — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
Do you want Columbus to go across the ocean, or do you want to put a message in a bottle and hope that it… — Kevin J. Anderson Copy Share Image
Columbus is a town in which almost anything is likely to happen, and in which almost everything has. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus. — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
I'd never been to Columbus before until I made it to the NHL, so when I started playing there I didn't know what I… — Johnny Gaudreau Copy Share Image
“Through our maps, we willingly become a part of their boundaries. If our home is included, we feel pride, perhaps familiarity, but always a… — Debbie Lee Wesselmann Copy Share Image
“The Christopher Columbus Aware: This award goes to those who, like good old Chris, when they set out to do something, don't know where… — Jim Berg Copy Share Image
I just know when I quit looking to other people for directions, I found my own map. — George Ella Lyon Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want to remind everybody that it's Columbus Day. That all those of you that know Italians and like Italians are the people… — Les Miles Copy Share Image
“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask for directions... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Columbus's real achievement was managing to cross the ocean successfully in both directions. Though an accomplished enough mariner, he was not terribly good at… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Churchill was a big fat cannibal, Leopold was an ugly deadly virus, Columbus was a most wanted terrorist.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Christopher Columbus and his brothers were no different from many of the Spanish adventurers of the time. They were a roughhewn lot, who wrote… — Captain Hank Bracker, "The Exciting Story of Cuba Copy Share Image
