Funny pilot Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Passengers prefer old captains and young flight attendants.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny pilot
The captain of a ship is not chosen from those of the passengers who comes from the best family. — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
I know the British people and they are not passengers - they are drivers. — David Cameron Copy Share Image
Flight attendants need to think on their feet and walk on their toes. An emergency landing can't be steered by a pot-bellied cabin crew… — Barkha Dutt Copy Share Image
Whether the type of old sea captain that I have portrayed in my stories is gone forever, is a question. Certainly each summer I… — Joseph C. Lincoln Copy Share Image
There are certain people whose heads are on a different plane than others. — Sean Payton Copy Share Image
We have so much pride in welcoming these passengers onto the plane, and they have so much pride in travel. It's something that I… — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
Children have to fly on a separate plane, and people older than 60 have to fly on a separate plane also, because for some… — Jay R. Ferguson Copy Share Image
“So the captain, the first officer and the ship's doctor and sometimes the engineer all beam down to a planet. Together." "The entire complement… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
Somebody said that carrier pilots were the best in the world, and they must be or there wouldn't be any of them left alive. — Ernie Pyle Copy Share Image
“Black seamen - or "Black Jacks" as African sailors were known - enjoyed a refreshing world of liberty and equality. Even if they were… — Tony Williams Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Unskilled' pilots are always found in the wreckage with their hand around the microphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A thunderstorm is never as bad on the inside as it appears on the outside. It's worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
