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“Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!”

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