Things happen for a reason Quote by Anonymous

An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.

— Anonymous

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

— Dylan Thomas

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

— Nikhil Saluja

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

— W. C. Fields

If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic?

— Anonymous

A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not…

— Raymond Chandler

“Definition of an alcoholic is an egomaniac with an inferiority complex”

— Alcoholics Anonymous

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the…

— Robin Williams

“There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority complexes. Or,…

— Anthony Kiedis

A man who doesn't drink is not, in my opinion, fully a man.

— Anton Chekhov

Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!!

— Anonymous