Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

You know .. what the difference mosquitoes with you? mosquitoes disturb my night .. I do not like it .. but if you disturb…

— Ayu

When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their…

— Mel Brooks

Mosquitoes are raping me!

— Bsk

“In the evening, the summer haze hovers over the fields like a translucent amber blanket waiting to put the crops to bed, tucking them…

— Sky Ashton

He's gonna wanna have sex all night. And I'm like, 'I'm tired!'

— Kendra Wilkinson

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito

— Asking Alexander

I noticed, as I had done before, that there was a lull among the mosquitoes about midnight, and that they began again in the…

— Henry David Thoreau

A man feels impelled to do something to keep awake.

— William Mulock

“Perhaps it's something other than insomnia, to lie listening to children yelling as if they've re-created light; to try to dream, but succeed only…

— Stuart Dybek

I lit a thin green candle to make you jealous of me, but the room just filled up with mosquitoes.

— Leonard Cohen

I need a man who tells me the party's over, that it's time to go home, because [we] have to work in the morning.

— Katy Perry

The pest, in a sense, is a very superior being to us: he knows where to find us and how--usually in the bath or…

— Charles Bukowski