Foreheads Quote by Anne Lamott

“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak,…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

I worry that Jesus drinks himself to sleep when he hears me talk like this.

— Anne Lamott

“If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

— Woody Allen

“What common task could I start doing as if I were doing it directly for Jesus?”

— Rick Warren

“If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.”

— Woody Allen

“With the weapons that God has made available to you, he expects you to capture and hold captive every thought and idea that comes…

— Pedro Okoro

We always know when Jesus is at work because He produces in the commonplace something that is inspiring.

— Oswald Chambers

“Jesus says God isn’t like a gumball machine; he’s more like the wind: unpredictable, uncontrollable, no more containable than wind in a bottle.”

— Skye Jethani

If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

— Max von Sydow

Jesus will brush aside your inabilities.

— Bill Vaughan

...Jesus Christ might simply have returned to his carpentry following the use of modern psychiatric treatments.

— William Sargant

“He said he was - this is exactly what he said - he said he was sitting at the table in the kitchen, all…

— J.D. Salinger