Drink Quote by Anne Lamott Download Open image “I worry that Jesus drinks himself to sleep when he hears me talk like this.” — Anne Lamott ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drink Jesus Sleep Worry
Jesus won't try to speak over the noise in our lives; love whispers so we won't be confused about who's doing the talking. — Bob Goff Copy Share Image
“He said he was - this is exactly what he said - he said he was sitting at the table in the kitchen, all… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think that Jesus watches my neurotic struggles, and shakes his head and grips his forehead and starts tossing back mojitos. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water.” — Various Copy Share Image
God stays awake all the time. In case we need to talk to Him about something. — Karen Kingsbury Copy Share Image
“The only thing keeping me alive is that he keeps a hefty supple of liquor on hand. But at this rate I'm going, that'll… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
“Jesus got up one day a little later than usual. He had been dreaming so deep there was nothing left in his head. What… — James Tate Copy Share Image
Sleepy Christian, let me shout in thine ears: thou are sleeping while souls are being lost, sleeping while men are being damned, sleeping while… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
“I could only imagine how Jesus felt when He heard the voice of our Heavenly Father God Almighty for the first time. He was… — Nicholas M. Cuono Sr Copy Share Image
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“It's easy to be a Jesus freak in the noise, but can we be Jesus freaks in the silence?” — Alisa Hope Wagner Copy Share Image
I guess he'll have to figure out someday that he is supposed to have this dark side, that it is part of what it… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
It's funny where we look for salvation, and where we actually find it. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Why couldn't Jesus command us to obsess over everything, to try to control and manipulate people, to try not to breathe at all, or… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Your problem is how you are going to spend this one odd and precious life you have been issued. Whether you're going to spend… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
And yet, I do believe there is ultimately meaning in the chaos, and also in the doldrums. What I resist is not the truth… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Raising a child, whether or not it is yours, is like Nautilus of the heart and soul. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“I heard a preacher say recently that hope is a revolutionary patience; let me add that so is being a writer. Hope begins in… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“I think perfectionism is based on the obsessive belief that if you run carefully enough, hitting each stepping-stone just right, you won't have to… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
We are going to die, as is everyone we adore - I hate this! But the question is, how do we live as women… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
I get pretty focused when I start working on something. And I drink a lot of water, way more than most people. — Nick Woodman Copy Share Image
Like the water of a deep stream, love is always too much. We did not make it. Though we drink till we burst, we… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Every wife ought to answer for her man. If the husband be engaged in a seditious club, or drinks mysterious healths, or be frugal… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image