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Failure Quote by Andy Weir

“If my neighborhood were wine, connoisseurs would describe it as “shitty, with overtones of failure and poor life decisions.” quote by Andy Weir — Download Open image

““If my neighborhood were wine, connoisseurs would describe it as “shitty, with overtones of failure and poor life decisions.””

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