Quote by Andy Weir Download Open image ““I towed the panel away like a redneck removing a tree stump.”” — Andy Weir ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“They rolled up the path, tree branches raking the windshield like angry wardens.” — R.J. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“You don’t expect me to get on line with all them rednecks, Polacks and niggers, do you? Don’t forget I was a foreman out… — Harold Robbins Copy Share Image
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“You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down.” — Vincent Zandri Copy Share Image
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“You know what a redneck's last words are, right, Mace?"my aunt asked on the phone. "Hey y'all...watch this!” — Deborah Sharp Copy Share Image
“I clutched the armrest when she gunned the engine on the freeway and cut off a minivan. “That big red shiny thing inches from… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“But seeing his status doesn’t help,” Mindy said. “It’s not like we can do anything about it if he falls behind. This is a… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“God damn it! I yelled to him. Will you stop wining about your problems during my murder!” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“One thing I have in abundance here are bags. They're not much different than kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost $50,000 because… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. Don't wait for an inspired ending to come to mind. Work your way… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute….I’m looking at my shoulder patch and it turns out I’m the… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
Thanks to our modern era, facts are incredibly easy to come by. A few web searches for your subject matter, and you have all… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’. — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
