Family Quote by Andy Weir

“But seeing his status doesn’t help,” Mindy said. “It’s not like we can do anything about it if he falls behind. This is a…

— Andy Weir

“But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.”

— Andy Weir

“God damn it! I yelled to him. Will you stop wining about your problems during my murder!”

— Andy Weir

“One thing I have in abundance here are bags. They're not much different than kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost $50,000 because…

— Andy Weir

“Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag.”

— Andy Weir

“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”

— Andy Weir

“I’m leaving Mars today, one way or another. About fucking time.”

— Andy Weir

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. Don't wait for an inspired ending to come to mind. Work your way…

— Andy Weir

“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.”

— Andy Weir

“Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute….I’m looking at my shoulder patch and it turns out I’m the…

— Andy Weir

Thanks to our modern era, facts are incredibly easy to come by. A few web searches for your subject matter, and you have all…

— Andy Weir

I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.

— Andy Weir