Salmagundi Quote by Andrew Barrett

“She stares at him, standing with a group of people by the five-metre high chocolate fountain”

— David Wailing

“No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.”

— Rosen Trevithick

“Scream… please scream; it thrills me so.”

— Cornelius Harker

“While I prepared to poison my girlfriend, I sorted through the previous day’s post”

— Andrew K. Lawston

“That night, the sea had invaded the land.”

— Lexie Conyngham

Luckily my fans are so lovely and I haven't really had to - what's the phrase? - "Clap back at the trolls?" Every now…

— Danielle Brooks

Himanshu and I travel together whenever possible, but there are times when I like to travel with my mother and maasi. It is really…

— Amruta Khanvilkar

Even my trolls have started taking the trouble to spell their Tweets correctly, which is thoughtful.

— Robert Rinder

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

— Dane Cook

Trolls have never bothered me. I am someone who looks at it and laughs.

— Jasmin Bhasin

“...little children adore me - I'm a Troll Tamer and they know it!...”

— John Geddes

“Overnight, all comment boards became civil, all posters held accountable. The trolls, who had more or less overtaken the internet, were driven back into…

— Dave Eggers

Whatever I post on social media, trolls will always have something to say. If I don't get trolled, I feel I have not done…

— Sara Khan

“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

There will always be people who will first wait for somebody's comment and then attack them. I'll say they are just cowards. They have…

— Soni Razdan