“The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.” — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“While I prepared to poison my girlfriend, I sorted through the previous day’s post” — Andrew K. Lawston Copy Share Image
“No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share Image
“She stares at him, standing with a group of people by the five-metre high chocolate fountain” — David Wailing Copy Share Image
