"I am an aging Girl Scout." — Amy Sedaris

"I am an aging Girl Scout."

— Amy Sedaris

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86 Quotes by Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris has 86 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
I live in the moment.
The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name.…
I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed…
I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the…
My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress,…
My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! -…
I have no desire to carry a movie.
I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like,…
Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a…

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More Aging Quotes

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Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them. — Louis Armstrong
When old people speak it is not because of the sweetness of words in our mouths; it is because we… — Chinua Achebe
Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. — Margaret Atwood
I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their… — Margaret Atwood
The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long. — Marcus Aurelius
I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that. — Lauren Bacall
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to… — Francis Bacon
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. — Francis Bacon
He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator. — Francis Bacon

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