"I was a Brownie Scout mother." — Joan Rivers
"I was a Brownie Scout mother."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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More Brownie Quotes
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one of 29 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn't want me to conform.
— Sandra Bullock
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I remember hearing Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee, Big Bill Broonzy, Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley and not really knowing…
— Eric Clapton
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I'm the king of brownie sundaes!
— Matt Dallas
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I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.
— Barney Frank
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Our huffing and puffing to impress God, our scrambling for brownie points, our thrashing about trying to fix ourselves while…
— Brennan Manning
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I have a candle on the bus that smells like caramel brownie. I love anything that smells like food!
— Carrie Underwood
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You know we fixate on the food so much itself: “Oh, the ultimate brownie or the ultimate this or that”…
— Alton Brown
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My father was a jazz tenor sax player. He played in a lot of big bands. So I had that…
— Meshell Ndegeocello
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I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a…
— Jimmy Carr
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I sang 'A Closer Walk with Thee' along with blues singer Brownie McGhee, ... Then there was a show where…
— Andy Griffith
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Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up,…
— Zooey Deschanel
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Most people go through their whole lives," John went on, "and never have one miracle happen to them. You've had…
— Martha Beck
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